"I am merely a tourist of life."

Drunk and disorderly.
  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*

rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

(via hyrulewarriorsmidna)

troyes-rifle-in-the-front-seat:

theisleoflindentrees:

kellyeden:

sixpenceee:

As a paranormal/horror blogger I can assure you these child abuse ads are the most scariest and saddest thing I’ve ever seen. Probably because things like that are happening RIGHT NOW at this very INSTANT. 

And it’s horrifying but hopefully these ads bring more attention towards it. 

I got these from this buzzfeed article. You can view more ads and the sources for these ads there as well. 

powerful

so important.

The girl in the hands dress just completely fucked me up..

(via drunktrophywife)

kingmunsterxvii:

Nintendo: So on November 21st we need you to buy two games you’ve already played and some of these overpriced figurines and also we need all the money in your bank account
Me: Sure! Do you want that in cash or like over paypal

(via snorlaxatives)

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(Source: bent-duck, via iguanamouth)

thatwetshirt:

Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

(via njstarkiller)

tummybub:

list of cool things to call me (not cute)

  • celestial
  • exquisite
  • ethereal
  • sublime
  • otherworldly
  • alluring
  • magnificent
  • charming
  • fascinating
  • splendid
  • dazzling
  • entrancing
  • radiant

(Source: tummynoises, via njstarkiller)

recoveringborderline:

"I’m fine" = "save me" “I feel fantastic” = “I’m falling apart” “Life is great” = “I hate myself” Perspective matters.

recoveringborderline:

"I’m fine" = "save me"
“I feel fantastic” = “I’m falling apart”
“Life is great” = “I hate myself”
Perspective matters.

(via njstarkiller)