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what i’m looking for in a man:
- will lend me his hoodies
- good sense of humor
- is a cutie patootie
- will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
- good taste in music
LMFAO
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x is my least favorite letter now because of math
Y?
i swear to fucking god
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why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
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why did the girl die?
because she heard a killer joke
I’m guessing by ‘killer’ you meant ‘terribly boring my mind can’t even function anymore oh crap I’m having brain failure’
thats what i thought when i went to your blog
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wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
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BIG NEWS: adding another stop on the Save Rock and Roll Fall Arena Tour! Memphis see you on 9/27 at Mud Island Amphitheater with Panic! At The Disco and twenty one pilots. Tickets go on sale 5/31 at 10am CST.
9/5 - Uncasville, CT @ Mohegan Sun - (Tickets)
9/6 - Lowell, MA @ Tsongas Arena - (Tickets)
9/7 - Brooklyn, NY @ Barclays Center - (Tickets)
9/8 - Philadelphia, PA @ Liacouras Center - (Tickets)
9/10 - Fairfax, VA @ Patriot Center - (Tickets)
9/11 - Cleveland, OH @ Wolstein Center - (Tickets)
9/14 - Auburn Hills, MI @ Palace of Auburn Hills - (Tickets)
9/15 - Toronto, ON @ Echo Beach at Molson Canadian Amphitheatre (Tickets)
9/18 - Broomfield, CO @ First Bank Center - (Tickets)
9/20 - Anaheim, CA @ Honda Center - (Tickets)
9/21 - San Francisco, CA @ America’s Cup Pavilion - (Tickets)
9/22 - San Diego, CA @ Valley View Casino Center - (Tickets)
9/25 - The Woodlands, TX @ Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion - (Tickets)
9/26 - Grand Prairie, TX @ Verizon Theatre at Grand Prarie - (Tickets)
9/27 - Memphis, TN @ Mud Island Amphitheater (On sale 5/31 at 10am CST)
9/28 - Alpharetta, GA @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre at Encore - (Tickets)
9/29 - Tampa, FL @ USF Sun Dome - (Tickets)
Can we just stop for a minute and appreciate all the heart attacks I am having over going to this show right before my birthday sweet baby Jesus
loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:
i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times
(please let’s fuck now)That was beautiful
poets
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i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
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